OK, FIRST OF ALL: Smooth Classics...

Second, if you're still around, shame on you for not listening. As punishment, you get to hear about my love life, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

For one year... 12 months... 52 weeks... 365 days... 8765 hours... 525949 minutes... 3.156e+7 seconds... I have been with this girl, whom I love quite a lot. I think this proves it to anyone who thinks it's all just for fun, that just because I'm a teenager I can't love or be in love with someone. To all those people who say that, IN YOUR FACE. I LOVE HER AND THERE IS NOTHING, I REPEAT, NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. I intend to hopefully stay with her for much longer than a year, as well. People occasionally ask, 'But, dude, don't you get bored staying with the same girl for more than a week?' or 'But, dude, why do you act like you care?' I always respond with this: Maybe because I care about her, or even just love her... just a smidgen.

So, yeah. If you have a problem with anything I just said, that's too damn bad, because I meant everything I just said.