Total Medals Earned: 1,504 (From 228 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,880 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 5/20 (55/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 6/14 (170/500 points)
Survive one assassination attempt!
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get on a magazine cover!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get a statue!
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 11/22 (95/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Conquer the first lands!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!