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JimmyTheCaterpillar
writer that is trying to resonate well and punch ppl at bar shows -- i use smiley faces with reckless abandon / on a quest 4 life

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Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - October 10th, 2013


OK, FIRST OF ALL: Smooth Classics...

Second, if you're still around, shame on you for not listening. As punishment, you get to hear about my love life, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

For one year... 12 months... 52 weeks... 365 days... 8765 hours... 525949 minutes... 3.156e+7 seconds... I have been with this girl, whom I love quite a lot. I think this proves it to anyone who thinks it's all just for fun, that just because I'm a teenager I can't love or be in love with someone. To all those people who say that, IN YOUR FACE. I LOVE HER AND THERE IS NOTHING, I REPEAT, NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. I intend to hopefully stay with her for much longer than a year, as well. People occasionally ask, 'But, dude, don't you get bored staying with the same girl for more than a week?' or 'But, dude, why do you act like you care?' I always respond with this: Maybe because I care about her, or even just love her... just a smidgen.

So, yeah. If you have a problem with anything I just said, that's too damn bad, because I meant everything I just said.


Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - September 30th, 2013


Listen, everyone. I'm tired of never receiving any notifications when I log into my account every other day. Hopefully, that is subject to change, as I have a large amount of projects (a whole 4!!) in the works, not to mention a crap-ton of song ideas. Plus, I'm considering posting some... raps of mine on NG. It's nothing serious, mind you. I'm making fun of what rappers nowadays rap about. Everyone I've shown thinks they're awesome as hell, soooo I don't know. I'm considering it.

Anyway, that's where I am right now.

If you would shoot out a quick comment it'd be REALLY motivational.

See you later, no one.


Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - September 28th, 2013


Y'all muthafuckaz think you all hip to the jive cuz you got HD?! Well, I got 'Super HD.' Whatchoo got, now, huh?

Supafly: Supa-HD


Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - September 19th, 2013


Here's some Ye Olde English for ya.
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art - are

bequeath (one of my personal favorites) - To give or leave by will; to hand down.

beseech - request, ask.

besought – asked, made request. (past tense of beseech)

betwixt – between.

canst - can.

cometh – comes, or coming.

dearth - (durth) scarcity or scant supply of anything; want or lack.

dost - do, does.

draught or draft – Can mean the act of pulling or drawing loads; a pull or haul; a team of animals for pulling a load; the drawing in of a fish net; the bunch of fish that were drawn in by the net; but… your typical Rennie will prefer one of these usages: the act of inhaling; that which is inhaled; or, the number one definition for common folk everywhere: the drawing of a liquid from its receptacle, as of ale from a cask!!!!

durst – Dare; to have the necessary boldness or courage for something.

fere - friend, companion.

fullsome - rich, plentiful.

hath - equivalent of modern has.

henceforth - from now on.

hither - here.

huzzah - Huzza or huzzah is first recorded in 1573. According to a number of writers in the 17th and 18th centuries, it was originally a sailor's cheer or salute.(Old French, huzzer, “to shout aloud;” German, hussah!)

mere - An expanse of water; lake; pool.

midst – Middle, or among. e.g., "in the midst of the storm…

nary - None; absolutely nothing; not even close to anything.

The good Jester also included an example of the word's usage:
"Thou dost hast nary an inkling on coveting thine lady."

And for the fullness of your understanding, this modern translation of the above phrase:
"You wouldn't know how to please a babe if you spent 10 years on the set of Oprah!"

naught – Nothing. (Did you know our modern word “not” is actually an abbreviated form of this Olde-English word, which was itself a shortened form of “no whit” or “not a whit”?)

onuppan - above.

overmany - a lot.

pece - silverware, fork.

prithee - contracted form of "I pray thee", i.e., I ask of you, I beseech thee, etc.

proby - apprentice.
Submitted by Sire Kyle

pudh - horrible.

Rennies - Renaissance fanatics; also people who are addicted to Renaissance Faires, costume, and anything else reminiscent of that era.Alright, this isn’t really an O.E. word at all – it’s a catchy name, though!

shall or shalt - will

seek - (O.E. secan, to seek) To go in search or quest of; to look or search for.

syllan - sell.

tallt - to stand above others in a snobby way.

tarry - to linger, deliberate, wait, stay, or pause.

thou - you

thee - you

thine - your

thither - there.

thy - your

trow – To think or suppose.e.g., "Wilt thou labor for naught? I trow not!"

whence - From where, e.g., "Whence, comest thou?" would translate to the modern "Where do you come from?"

wax - to grow, to become.

whither - To where, e.g., "Whither thou goest, I shall go." translates in modern English as "Where you go, I will go."

wilt – This one is tricky. It can mean very simply, will; but then it could also mean what a flower does without water, or what I do when asked to cook - it all depends on the context…

wist - knew; past tense of wit, e.g. He wist that his love was coming...

wit – To know, e.g., Canst thou wit what the day shall bring?

wrought - done, made, created; e.g. "...see what God hath wrought..."

ye - polite form of thou.

yore - years ago.


Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - September 5th, 2013


I won't be as active because we just went through getting kicked out of my house by my mom's fucking asshole cheating alcoholic pot-smoking motherfucker boyfriend, and he took all the electronic shit and furniture, so my only wifi access is here at the ol' library.

So, in conclusion, I AM NOT LEAVING. I'm just a bit stalled, as I said earlier.
P.S. I have quite a few projects I'm working on right now, so look out for that.

Excelsior, and all that.

--BR6299


Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - August 31st, 2013


Baby Bunnies are called kittens, I just thought everyone should know that.

This is totally relevant to everything, I swear.


Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - August 18th, 2013


I got this 'adorable by day, terrifying by night' little guy yesterday at my local comic book store while hanging out with some friends. He only cost $5.25 and HE IS SO FUCKING COOL.

Am I right or am I right?

Predator is my new toy BFF


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Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - August 17th, 2013


I think it turned out quite well. Check it out, rate and review! Thanks a lot!

Psycho in the Doorway


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Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - August 15th, 2013


No not really

Happy Clock Day.


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Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - August 14th, 2013


Well, I have managed to collabinate with yet another NG user named SenilChris, known for his hilariously simple video, Mushroom.

Anyway, we have been in contact and a new flick is in the works. He's animating and I'm your composer.

So be on the lookout for that.

Oh well, hi there, Spooky!

New Movie... Coming soon... (and a cat that lives in my house)


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