Man, we just moved to Louisiana from Kansas. It was fun at first but then... ugh. 14 Hour Fucking drive. Plus we took a detour thru Graceland. (Elvis's House is there. Now that was flippin' awesome) 6 more hours. Additional rest stops to let the dogs out, eat, and poo. 2 Hours. Stop Lights. 30 minutes. Traffic. 1 hour.

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22 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES OF DRIVING!!!! I'M SO FUCKING CRAMPED UP!!!!!!