So, let's talk about you. How was your day? Did you get that promotion because you threatened to kill your boss? Did you toss the ball around with your son/the little boy you kidnapped? Did you get lucky with your significant other/whore last night?

I know the answer to all of those questions; No, you probably didn't, because you're 30 years old, and you live on a flash site, or it's because you're underage. Or shit, I don't know, maybe you're one of those people who aren't psychotic.

Or, yes, you did all those things. And in that case, congratulations, you sly dog, you!