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JimmyTheCaterpillar
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I puked four times last night!

Posted by JimmyTheCaterpillar - July 4th, 2012


CURRENT NG-RELATED NEWS: The day Skaren stopped posting ponies, a bit of the world died. It just may truly end on 2012.

Alright, so last night, we went to this Chinese buffet, it wasn't bad. Anyway, when we got home, I had minor stomach ache, but it wasn't a big deal, seeing as how I ate a lot. I took some Tums and didn't really pay much attention to it. I was in my room, watching TV, while parents were out visiting some friends. After a couple hours, I started to feel really nauseous. I thought I'd just sleep it off, but after about twenty minutes, BAM! I ran to the toilet and inevitably threw up. I went back to bed thinking, it's over. A hour or two later, BAM! But this time, I couldn't make it to the toilet, so I ended up puking all over my carpet. Then, about half an hour later, I threw up all the water I had drank in between the previous pukes. After THAT, I threw up for the FOURTH TIME, but since there was nothing left, I just went through some fierce, painful gagging. I woke up with a temp of 101.0. But it's back to normal now.

HAPPY--- Wait, wait, nevermind. That was a couple days ago.


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The fourth of July, A time when Amerifats can celebrate how much their country has gone down the shitter in the past 200 years.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE...

okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

Wow, I can imagine your carpet melting away..

Yep, I fell through the hole today. Got me some Lo Mein from China!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4</a>
Maybe a classic will make you feel better.

All of a sudden... all my hurt, my pain. It's gone.

It's truly a... miracle...

Thank you. Thank you.