Total Medals Earned: 1,708 (From 255 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,085 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/195 points)
play bug ball 3D !!
complete the EASY course!
complete the MEDIUM course!
complete the HARD course!
get an S rank on any course
get an S rank on every course
complete any course with the "mirror world" modifier enabled
complete any course with the "overdrive" modifier enabled
read the credits
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
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Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 4/8 (150/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Start watching! But will you finish it?
You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?
Watch for the 2nd time!
Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (35/365 points)
View The Credits
Enter The Cave of No Return
Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Enter The Mushroom Forest
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Slide A Fair Bit
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Slide Quite A Bit
Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Slide A Lot!
Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
Trip 15 Times During 1 Game
Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/40 points)
What are you doing here?
Mushroom foraging.
Hide and go f*ck yourself!
(master of) Fisted his way in.
Same character twice! What is this, Dragon Ball FighterZ with its twenty Gokus?
There's only so many names in the world, some of them are bound to be similar.