Alright, I just downloaded Flash8, I'm insanely excited and ready to do shit.

ONE PROBLEM: How do you use Flash 8?

I know there are tutorials. I know there is Google, but a lot of those tutorials are shit.

FLASH USERS: When you first started Flash, did any videos/tutorials stand out in quality? Send me a link!

Thanks, guys!

(Look at what I've made so far! It's a ball of electricity!!)

CURRENT NG-RELATED NEWS: The day Skaren stopped posting ponies, a bit of the world died. It just may truly end on 2012.

Alright, so last night, we went to this Chinese buffet, it wasn't bad. Anyway, when we got home, I had minor stomach ache, but it wasn't a big deal, seeing as how I ate a lot. I took some Tums and didn't really pay much attention to it. I was in my room, watching TV, while parents were out visiting some friends. After a couple hours, I started to feel really nauseous. I thought I'd just sleep it off, but after about twenty minutes, BAM! I ran to the toilet and inevitably threw up. I went back to bed thinking, it's over. A hour or two later, BAM! But this time, I couldn't make it to the toilet, so I ended up puking all over my carpet. Then, about half an hour later, I threw up all the water I had drank in between the previous pukes. After THAT, I threw up for the FOURTH TIME, but since there was nothing left, I just went through some fierce, painful gagging. I woke up with a temp of 101.0. But it's back to normal now.

HAPPY--- Wait, wait, nevermind. That was a couple days ago.

CURRENT NG RELATED NEWS: Me, New-groundforme, and DLXrevolution are making a movie about something in the sky. That's all I'll reveal right now. So be lookin' forward to that.

So, for the past two months, I've been going down to this place called Bootlegger's to see this one man band, Domenic, play live. He plays blues, and even though I'm not really big on blues, he's insanely talented. He's a really nice guy too. Me and him have talked on countless times when he would take breaks and whatnot. Cool guy.

Anyway, I STRONGLY recommend you check out his music, or even better, come on down to Bootleggers, New Orleans on a Saturday to see him live.

His website. (Other links such as Facebook here)

His album cover.

CURRENT NEWS: Me, New-groundforme, and DLXrevolution are making a movie about something in the sky. That's all I'll reveal right now. So be lookin' forward to that.

So I just now made 20 cents this year.

So hurry up and mail me my check, Tom! I need two 10 cent stamps to mail my grammy-maw!!

CURRENT NEWS: I have a new song out, A Cyber Wasteland. It's a trance/techno loop with a little bit of hiphop essence. Check it out!

Well, I finally got around to getting rid of that god-awful voice reel. I decided that I will only give my voice reel to people that want to hire me AND I'll only do it in the voice I'm trying out to do. I just really hope you guys are willing to give me another chance, and that my voice acting has improved.

So, PM if you need a VA. I'll probably work for anyone, and I'll voice anything, seeing as how I'm desperate to get my name out there.

(But no porn)

Yep. We've finally completed another song.

It's called Mt. Rock 'N Roll!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Check it out already!!!

...Well, go on! Click the link!

Why are you still reading this?

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Just... Just leave. Go on, get out.

Well, if you're still here, I might as well show the BEST GODDAMN THING EVER!!!!!

Space Face. The last animation Edd Gould took part in.

I watched it earlier (around 6:00), and I must be 100% honest, while it's not the best episode in the Eddsworld series, it looks really promising, and I can't wait for the next one.

Now, the reason I didn't make this news immediately after I watched it, is because I wanted to watch more Eddsworld. So, basically, I've been watching that for the last two hours. It brought back a lot of memories, both good and bad.

They made me remember when I heard the news that Edd died, I was so bummed, it really broke my heart.

But the old videos also made me remember the first time I saw Eddsworld; a friend of mine named Tanner showed me Zombeh Attack of some site called FunnyJunk.com. (Don't try to find it, they took it off.) I was like 6, and I was hanging out at Tanner's house, and he showed me a few of Edd's videos, I thought they were funny as hell, but we got in trouble because they were too 'crude' and 'violent.'

So I just wanted to pay homage to Edd one last time. So... RIP Edd.

Christ, I desperately want to change my user icon to something other than Big Beaver, but I just can't bring myself to do it. Me and that thing have history that goes back a ways.

You see, back in fifth grade, we had to make a poster showing a picture of 'effort' in a South Park type of way. Being a fifth grader, I was an arrogant little dick, who said nothing but "I'mma beast" and whatnot, so I'd thought I'd draw a retarded kid trying to do a simple math problem. That's the face I chose. I made it intentionally offensive to 'special' kids. Luckily, my teacher had a good sense of humor and I got away with a B and a warning.

I don't why, but that face stick with me for as long as I remember, and that was my mark. I even made a little comic strip about him at one point.

Not really a great story, but whatever.

I want to change it, but I just... I just can't. *sigh*

P.S. 50th News Post! Yay.

So, let's talk about you. How was your day? Did you get that promotion because you threatened to kill your boss? Did you toss the ball around with your son/the little boy you kidnapped? Did you get lucky with your significant other/whore last night?

I know the answer to all of those questions; No, you probably didn't, because you're 30 years old, and you live on a flash site, or it's because you're underage. Or shit, I don't know, maybe you're one of those people who aren't psychotic.

Or, yes, you did all those things. And in that case, congratulations, you sly dog, you!

YESTERDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY!!! YEEEEEAAAAAHH!!! LET'S CELEBRATE!!
YOU SHOULD'VE BOWED DOWN TO ME YESTERDAY!!
(Sorry, I didn't want this up anymore, but I had nothing worth sharing.)